Apartment Thought #148: staying up at night makes me wonder...

why i cant sleep. well i think i can but...
hmmm...
sleep shleep sheepy sleep...sleepy sheep! baaaahhhh.
tiger roar!
hmmm...im actually starting to dislike Andrew Zimmerman (i'm watching travel channel right now)
my couch is not very comfy...
"i only lick the people i care about" hahahaha
this is a long apartment thought. Or...it might be a long one.
I'm just typing stuff because my brain wont shut down. Or has it already shut down, and i'm really asleep while i'm typing this? will i wake up, finding this post, not really knowing how i got to typing this or how i made this coherent? maybe...MAYBE...i might wake up with a blood stained undershirt (i was going to type wifebeater, but...i didnt know if that was Politically correct. then i wikipedia'd wifebeater, and realized that the PC term is A-shirt, or Athletic shirt...hmmm...i like calling it wifebeater. Or undershirt...Under-wife-shirt-beater! no wait. that doesnt work. You know what, for the sake of this blog, lets just call it an undershirt) and a bloody kitchen knife. but then i realized i just got into a fight with a jar of Cherry Jam.
HMMM...Cherry Jam...i dont remember if i've ever seen cherry jam. Potentially new invention idea? i havent thought of a new invention...last one was...the puzzle clock i think...which was already invented. what a shame. Well i still like my buffalo-skin candy sack idea (although a certain friend of mine doesnt. I should do something about that. but i cant.)

ybzy (1:51:06 AM): penis
ybzy (1:51:11 AM): that's what you should blog about
ybzy (1:51:31 AM): or maybe fat cats
ybzy (1:51:35 AM): such as this one
ybzy (1:51:36 AM): http://snuzzy.com/fat-cat/
(fat cat is fat!)
although my cohort encourages me to blog about penis. i will not. Penis hehehehe.
that's immature ken stop it.
NO YOU STOP IT.
i've been acting like a child all night.
(NO BAD TOUCH NO BAD TOUCH)
hmmm...
this is actually making me sleepy.
You know if anyone still reads this blog and got this far, well...cool :D

UGH