Apartment Thought #147: when I grow up...

I want to label my dishwasher "woman"
:D

Apartment Thought #138: Cheating

I just had a thought of starting a twitter...and i decided that it would be a bad idea to cheat on my blog.
oh no i hope she doesnt read this. Do Blogs read their owner's blog posts? Oh no, my Blog might be reading this right now! She'll realize i considered cheating on her with Twitter and she'll delete all my apartment thoughts. or worse...start writing some of her own! and then my Blog won't be able to take the jealousy anymore and goes crazy and make an attempt on my life! gasp!
no not again...not like what almost happened with Google. er ahem* Googlette...

Apartment Thought #134: Women and Beer

:D true that.